Hello, my name is Jes, I'm 20 and I live in Melbourne, Australia. My life is ruined daily by some British bloke named Tom Hiddleston. I am in so many fandoms, it's not even funny anymore, so I apologise if it's a bit messy at times. My askbox is always open, so come talk to me if you feel like it, even if we've never spoken (:

Mad Woman with a Box

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: melty-wings, via hiddleswife)

blankvolcanoexpression:

warmasfrozenfire:

I hate how Slytherin and Ravenclaw are portrayed as massive stuck-up pissbabies, while Hufflepuff and Gryffindor are awesome optimistic party whores. Like, come on. Salazar Slytherin had a giant chamber underneath the school, I’m positive that before he stuck a frigging basilisk inside it, he hosted the best kinds of parties.

And they were so secret, and so awesome, they put the Slug Club to shame.

(via hiddleswife)

(Source: h-erondales, via hheimdall)

skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

(Source: drakeemoji, via sherlockedcumberbabe)

peanutbutterandrabies:

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

Me all the time lol

(via wholockedj)

lebenhosen:

inbroadwayvalley:

todays-tuesday-too:

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

this gave me an aneurysm

That car one makes me want to cry.

Physics go home, you’re drunk.

(via thelittlewinteriscoming)

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

(via thelittlewinteriscoming)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

(via the-ginger-imp)

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

(Source: pinatasmashing, via wholockedj)

sassyfied:

this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob

sassyfied:

this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob

(Source: liljacob, via assofcumberbatch)

We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in. Ernest Hemingway   (via sseptumss)

(Source: henretta84, via accioeyre)

fuckjoffrey:

I kind of want all our videos to have a slightly cinematic feel to them and I kind of wanted get away as much as possible from doing the typical performance videos. As a bit of a film geek it’s just nice to be remotely involved in the process of making a video and awkwardly I had to be in a couple of them, but hopefully that will change!

(via mockingayyy)

onlyblackgirl:

brownglucose:

Shit

Wayne Brady, throwing shade at white people and America’s education since 1998

(Source: sandandglass, via highfunctioninghiddlestonavenger)

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