In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
DO U EVER HAVE THIS CELEBRITY THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE THEM YOUR HEART FEELS LIKE ITS GOING TO RIP OUT OF UR CHEST AND YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN UR STOMACH AND U START SMILING REALLY BIG
”Tom Hiddleston has brought to life a character who has attempted to enslave the Earth, eliminated both of the intergalactic races that could lay claim to his heritage and generally reaped destruction and hero-vainquishing acts wherever he goes; he’s even mean to his mother.
Yet we like him.
In short, Loki is the genocidal maniac we would take home to meet mum.”
(Source: hiddlecrotch, via the-science-of-destruction)
peeta: if it weren’t for the baby
(Source: abrahamsdaughter-raisedherbow, via accionormality)
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
(Source: clambistro, via petercapoodle)
a british reality show where celebrities are sent into the forests of Australia to try and get normal food to eat by covering themselves in bugs and crawling through snake infested rivers
(Source: antanddeclan, via petercapoodle)