this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along
and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man
Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books
Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.
Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO A FUCKING FLAMANGO I AM DONE
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
salazar:: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
salazar:: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
salazar:: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena:: its an eagle
salazar:: okay whatever
godric:: i dont think uh
salazar:: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric:: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar:: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:: what did you do
Because I - with the entire HP fandom - am also having Teddy x Victoire feels.
Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with you.