- The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
- Dean: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
- Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
- Castiel: Then again 94% of all psychopaths think they're sane.
- Moriarty: You're just getting that now
River Song : The first sign….and the last sign
Satan is getting really good at ripping out my heart
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.
This^

